...So, we went to this awesome party the other night, and we got wicked piss-drunk and made dirty sweet love in a walk-in closet for hours. It was a great night. The next morning, she asked me to marry her and to always be her "hot man stallion". I said "Yes", and we immediately flew to Vegas for the week, where she bought me all these expensive new clothes and everything. We just got out of the jumbo jacuzzi in our room and...... Oh, I gotta go, she wants me to go with her down to the casino for awhile. We can hear that roulette table calling our names. Later!
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