Monday, December 17, 2012

Today's Thought

‎The only true value of our history lies in it being the strongest conduit to learning.

Friday, December 14, 2012


Obviously, our world needs to change. Change is not a bad thing. Growth, development, evolution, learning, discovery, enlightenment..... these all thrive within the atmosphere of change. If you never change, you are essentially going nowhere. All I can hope is that today will inspire each and every one of us to take a good, hard look in the mirror. The world you dream of IS possible. It's just going to take us all working together to achieve it. The best way you can do your part? Change yourself for the better. It starts with you. Never forget that. ("You must be the change you wish to see in the world.")

Friday, November 9, 2012

The Facts Of Life

Being religious does not automatically make you a good person. Being a good person makes you a good person.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Today's Thought

I still think a bunch of necklaces should be called "neckli".

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Today's Thought

I wonder: Maybe Hitler never actually grew that weird mustache thing. Maybe he just really loved sniffing lots of markers.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Today's Thought

Whenever I'm filling out a form and they ask me to specify my "race", I always want to write down "human". It may be a whimsically lame thing to do, but I like to think to someone, somewhere, perhaps it will get my point across: On a greater scale, we're all brothers and sisters.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Today's Thought

The problem isn't that guns exist, it's that people want to use them.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Today's Thought

I've been working out a lot lately and now I'm totally ripped!! (By "working out", I actually mean "watching Star Trek", and by "ripped" I mean "still being lazy".)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Today's Thought

I'm opening my own exercise facility. Here's my idea: I'll take a massive open room - say an old warehouse - and turn it into a pseudo-swampland/rainforest with hidden, powerful heaters and fog machines to recreate the terrain and muggy climate of Dagobah. The area will contain many paths and obstacles throughout it for clients to interact with. There will even be different achievement levels in my fitness program, the top of which will be "Jedi Master". It will be the ultimate workout facility for Star Wars fans everywhere! ... Oh, and I'm calling it "Hot Yoda".