Friday, May 29, 2015

Mirror, Mirror

Sometimes I look in the mirror and what I see looking back at me is an ugly, fat, stupid, mental, uptight, lame piece of crap with no social life and no hobbies. But then I think, "Hey. I'm not being very fair to myself. That's not true at all... I have hobbies."

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Today's Thought

I think it would be fun to make tiny white staples, then staple your co-workers' documents together in random places to amuse yourself.