Saturday, March 24, 2012

Today's Thought

Whenever I'm filling out a form and they ask me to specify my "race", I always want to write down "human". It may be a whimsically lame thing to do, but I like to think to someone, somewhere, perhaps it will get my point across: On a greater scale, we're all brothers and sisters.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Today's Thought

The problem isn't that guns exist, it's that people want to use them.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Today's Thought

I've been working out a lot lately and now I'm totally ripped!! (By "working out", I actually mean "watching Star Trek", and by "ripped" I mean "still being lazy".)

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Today's Thought

I'm opening my own exercise facility. Here's my idea: I'll take a massive open room - say an old warehouse - and turn it into a pseudo-swampland/rainforest with hidden, powerful heaters and fog machines to recreate the terrain and muggy climate of Dagobah. The area will contain many paths and obstacles throughout it for clients to interact with. There will even be different achievement levels in my fitness program, the top of which will be "Jedi Master". It will be the ultimate workout facility for Star Wars fans everywhere! ... Oh, and I'm calling it "Hot Yoda".