An important question was put forward today:
Do you think He-Man could take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
This was my reply:
"I think when he raises his sword to summon the power of Greyskull, Leo would stab his bitch-ass right through the chest, and kill him until he dies from it. Then, of course, Mikey would take a dump on his carcass... because let's face it... we all know what a funny crazy guy he is. Then Raph would make a joke about it, saying something to the affect of "That was easy as shit". Don would then leave the room, and who could blame him? I mean, he IS the smart one. then Splinter would be all "Hmmm... kids". "
...I realize now that there may be something wrong with me.