Sunday, March 19, 2006

Joke Of The Day

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

1 comment:

  1. A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average? "

    "About a gallon," he replied.