Misconceptions

There are many misconceptions in society that I've observed. Here's an incomplete list of them so far:

• You cannot function in life without a cell phone, and they make you a better driver too!
• Morals are achieved only through religion.
• "R-O-L-A-I-D-S" spells relief.
• Actors are important people. So are athletes.
• Women can do anything men can do, but better.
• Wearing your hat sideways makes you look cool.
• Accelerating quickly in a car is impressive. And when you turn your bass up so it rumbles the entire neighborhood, everyone will think you're a stud.
• If you're bald, or balding, wear a hat. Nobody will ever notice.
• Watching television is productive, and time well spent.
• Humans are the smartest and most advanced species in existance.
• Marijuana is destructive to society.
• Video games are for children.
• Men have the choice whether or not to father a child.
• Drug addiction is a disease.
• Eating only one meal a day is healthier.
• People really like hearing all about your kids, and especially your grandkids.
• Condoms are 100% effective.
• Success is measured by the size of bank accounts.
• People care about Demi Moore.
• All americans are power hungry.
• Pennies are worthless.
• Breast size is important.
• Diet soda is healthy.
• Valentine's Day is romantic.
• Only geeks watch Star Trek.
• Weddings are examples of money well spent.
• Keanu Reeves is a bad actor.
• Britney Spears is smart.
• Gay people are confused.
• Money isn't important to women.
• Looks aren't important to men.
• Having kids is a noble act.
• There are plenty of good reasons for a man to get married.
• If you feel bad, you should be medicated.
• You need credit cards.
• You will never get an STD, that sort of thing only happens to other people.
• Plants can't feel pain.
• Rap isn't music, and it takes no talent.
• Smoking is attractive.
• Everyone is over-worked and under-paid.
• The world is a wonderful place.