Dear People of the World,
I like you all, but you sure piss me off a lot. First of all, just so you know, the word "escape" does not have an 'x' in it. Quit saying "ex-cape", that sounds incredibly stupid. Also, "nucular" is not a word. And will you please stop torturing and needlessly killing animals? They are our neighbors. We need them. You need to flip the channel from MTV to MSNBC every now and then. You need to express yourself much more often, but in a constructive manner. Please realize, wearing excessive amounts of jewelry does not make you look cool. It makes you look pathetic and desperate for attention. And yes, your shit does in fact stink.
To my religious friends out there, you are not better than anyone else. Your god, or gods, or whatever else, is/are no better than the other deities out there. No matter your belief, you are no more or less right about the nature of our existance. Truth is not tangible. It is merely an idea. A collective perception. And the only real truth is that we don't know. We all need to stop acting like we do. Let's postpone this arrogant dick-war until we actually understand more about it. I have had enough of it! We need to concentrate on more important things right now, like learning how to coexist on a peaceful level.
To my fellow Americans... We are not superior to the rest of the world. We have our own disgusting issues. The idea of what our country should - and was meant to - stand for is extraordinary. However, what it currently stands for is mostly shit. I am not seeing the greatness we too often presume to show. We need to speak out more. Our voices are not heard because we choose to remain silent and take it in the ass. We need to stand up for our beliefs and quit playing the part of victims just because it's easier. Inform yourselves. Go out and vote. Break up the wretched two-party regime. Get off your lazy, fat asses and do something productive for a change! Give a shit for once in your lives. Learn about yourself. Aspire to improve.
Help us all make the world a better place. While it may be true that ignorance is bliss... it is also true that knowledge is power. I only hope you prefer the latter.