Today's Pics

Phobias

Grishamaphobia - Fear of novels that start with "The"

Homochaquitaphobia - Fear of eating bananas in public.

Lickenblophobia - Fear of oral sex.

Uhhuhyeahpuffyphobia - Fear of bad hip hop songs.

Ratatattaphobia - Fear of gats.

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Mariners Game

Saturday, April 20th, 2002 @ Safeco Field

Texas Rangers - 2

Seattle Mariners - 3

Attendance - 45,354 / Duration - 3:44

Highlights:

• Extra-inning game: Mariners won in the bottom of the 11th!
• Carlos Guillen hit a double and a triple.
• Rafael Palmeiro homered for the Rangers.

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The Gamecube

I finally bought my Nintendo Gamecube today! I can't wait to enjoy this new system...

Ghetto Commandments

What if Jesus and Moses were from the ghetto? Maybe the Ten Commandments would go something like this:

1st: Thou shalt not cappeth a mother fucker.
2nd: Thou shalt not fucketh with my bitches.
3rd: Thou shalt not giveth mad props to homies.
4th: Thou shalt not stepeth to me, or thus might blast thou fucker.
5th: Thou shalt not cheateth on your bitch, no matter how fineth this other ho's booty is.
6th: Thou shalt not front like a punk-ass bitch.
7th: Thou shalt not say things like 'Fuck' or 'Shit' or 'Yo Mama'. For example "Yo Momma and that piece of shit, Samson, are fucking." is unacceptable.
8th: Thou shalt not listen to thy Puffy.

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Mariners Game

Sunday, September 30th, 2001 @ Safeco Field

Oakland Athletics - 3

Seattle Mariners - 6

Attendance -  45,674 / Duration - 2:50

Highlights:

• The Mariners won their 111th game of the season!
• Aaron Sele won his 15th game of the season, giving up only one run over seven innings and striking out eight.
• John Olerud hit his 20th homerun of the season.
• Ichiro Suzuki hit homerun #8.

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Mariners Game

Saturday, August 25th, 2001 @ Safeco Field

Cleveland Indians - 2

Seattle Mariners - 3

Attendance - 45,818 / Duration - 4:07

Highlights:

• Extra-inning game. Mariners won in the bottom of the 11th inning.
• Freddy Garcia pitched eight solid innings, giving up only two runs and striking out five.
• John Olerud and Stan Javier both hit doubles for the Mariners.
• An incident late in the game between Indians shortstop Omar Vizquel and Mariners reliever Arthur Rhodes almost caused a brawl. Here is an excerpt from a random news-source:

"Vizquel complained to the umpire about diamond earrings worn by Seattle reliever Arthur Rhodes. Vizquel said the sunlight sparkling in the earrings was distracting him at the plate. The umpires asked Rhodes to remove the earrings and Rhodes protested. Both benches cleared and Rhodes was ejected, though no punches were thrown."

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