New Monitor

Sony SDM-HS73 17" Flat-panel monitor

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I bought a new monitor today at CompUSA in Southcenter. It cost me $598.37, but it's a fantastic looking monitor and I plan to have it for a long time.

Smelly Pete

There was a man named Daniel
He had a cocker-spaniel
It’s name was Smelly Pete
Shit was what he’d eat
I never liked that dog
So everytime I’d jog,
Avoid that dog I would
He’d chase me when he could
In fact, one time he followed me
Downtown into the eatery
Defecated on Edward’s plate
Ed was puking all he ate
No one liked this hairy beast
Mostly though, I do the least
Everything he does is wrong
Sits on tables, licks his dong
Shits in yards and always barks
Ate my cat, and also Mark’s
Get so mad at him each day
Eventually I’ll make him pay

Possible Aliases

May Daloddapoo

Mike Okissard

Jim E. Haat

Peter Jewes

Phil Herb Eever

Yudun Fukyomama

Harry P. Ness

Anita Hardick

Mike Hunt

Today's Pic

Today's Pics

Phobias

Grishamaphobia - Fear of novels that start with "The"

Homochaquitaphobia - Fear of eating bananas in public.

Lickenblophobia - Fear of oral sex.

Uhhuhyeahpuffyphobia - Fear of bad hip hop songs.

Ratatattaphobia - Fear of gats.

[unfinished]

Mariners Game

Saturday, April 20th, 2002 @ Safeco Field

Texas Rangers - 2

Seattle Mariners - 3

Attendance - 45,354 / Duration - 3:44

Highlights:

• Extra-inning game: Mariners won in the bottom of the 11th!
• Carlos Guillen hit a double and a triple.
• Rafael Palmeiro homered for the Rangers.

Game Details