Possible Aliases

May Daloddapoo

Mike Okissard

Jim E. Haat

Peter Jewes

Phil Herb Eever

Yudun Fukyomama

Harry P. Ness

Anita Hardick

Mike Hunt

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Phobias

Grishamaphobia - Fear of novels that start with "The"

Homochaquitaphobia - Fear of eating bananas in public.

Lickenblophobia - Fear of oral sex.

Uhhuhyeahpuffyphobia - Fear of bad hip hop songs.

Ratatattaphobia - Fear of gats.

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Mariners Game

Saturday, April 20th, 2002 @ Safeco Field

Texas Rangers - 2

Seattle Mariners - 3

Attendance - 45,354 / Duration - 3:44

Highlights:

• Extra-inning game: Mariners won in the bottom of the 11th!
• Carlos Guillen hit a double and a triple.
• Rafael Palmeiro homered for the Rangers.

Game Details

The Gamecube

I finally bought my Nintendo Gamecube today! I can't wait to enjoy this new system...

Ghetto Commandments

What if Jesus and Moses were from the ghetto? Maybe the Ten Commandments would go something like this:

1st: Thou shalt not cappeth a mother fucker.
2nd: Thou shalt not fucketh with my bitches.
3rd: Thou shalt not giveth mad props to homies.
4th: Thou shalt not stepeth to me, or thus might blast thou fucker.
5th: Thou shalt not cheateth on your bitch, no matter how fineth this other ho's booty is.
6th: Thou shalt not front like a punk-ass bitch.
7th: Thou shalt not say things like 'Fuck' or 'Shit' or 'Yo Mama'. For example "Yo Momma and that piece of shit, Samson, are fucking." is unacceptable.
8th: Thou shalt not listen to thy Puffy.

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